Zom-bay

Me: I have a question.

Eric: Yes.

Me: Do zombies ever die?

Eric: Yeah.

Me: They do?

Eric: Sure--if you take their head off, they die.

Me: Oh. So they wouldn't die if they were just deprived of their food source?

Eric: No...

Me: So theoretically, if there are a ton of zombies, but no more humans to eat, they'll live (or be undead) indefinitely?

Eric: Yep.

Me: That sucks! Man, I hate zombies...